Domestic Engineer Story

DOMESTIC ENGINEER ©

(A Comic Scene)

By

Mantri Pragada Markandeyulu

Email: mrkndyl@gmail.com

Bharat:         Hello Dear, How R U

Krishnan:     Yes, I am fine Doing Good.

Bharat:         How R your official works going on.

Krishan:       Well. Good. Smooth going.Trouble-free official works.

Bharat:         Did you do any family Insurance?

Krishnan:     Not yet.

Bharat:         Why don’t U do Insurance coverage for U and your family.

Krishnan:     I have to think-over.

 Bharat:        What is there to think in it.

     You can take a decision after an ingenious thought.

Krishnan:     No. No. I’ve to consult, take advice and approval from my “Domestic Engineer”

Bharat:         What?

Who is that Domestic Engineer?

I’ve not followed U.

Krishnan:     What? U don’t know who is ‘Domestic Engineer?

                    What man.

            You are in Public Relations side.

                    You should know certain terminologies.

Bharat:         Please tell me what ‘Domestic Engineer” means.

Krishnan:     Its none other than ‘House Keeper’

Bharat:         What? ‘House Keeper’?

Krishnan:     I’ll tell you later, dear

Bharat:         Oh, okay. No problem.

Krishnan:     I’ve to take permission and approval from my ‘Domestic Engineer’

                    On my every plan of mine and every action.

Bharat:         What is there Mr. Krishnan, you are working.

             You are earning.

             You are running family.

     You can take decisions from your side for your own growth and future.

     You are the bread-earner.

Krishnan:     No. No. I don’t have any power.

                    Full powers are with my ‘Domestic Engineer’

Bharat:         What is the Delegation of Power?

                     I’ve not followed you.

Krishnan:      After marriage, my wife, has been automatically delegated with certain powers under our                                  Constitution, Acts, Ordinance, Rules & Regulations.

Bharat:         Can you please explain me more on this?

 Krishnan:    Oh. U don’t know?

     It looks U have a boot-mind.

     U R a Tube-light.

     Please brush-up your mind.

Bharat:         Okay I am not that fast as like you Mr. Krishnan.

Krishnan:         After marriage, wife takes-over full powers from Husband.

                        Husband becomes voiceless.

                        All my powers are squeezed.

                        I am powerless Puppet Husband.

                        House-wife is the whole-and-sole in-charge with 100% powers.

                        So, I’ll have to take approvals from my counter-part.

                        I’ll let you know about your Insurance Policy later.

                        Without any approvals from my wife, I can’t do anything.

                        I am helpless.

                        I’ve No Power whatsoever it may be.

Bharat:            Yes. Yes. Wife is always powerful.

                        I am realizing now.

Krishnan:        Late realization is far better than complete ignorance and

               negligence.

Bharat:         Now these days belongs to women.

             It’s Women’s era Trending now.

                     It’s their power.

                     It’s their voice.

                     It’s their will-power.

Krishnan:     Yes. Now Women era Trending.

                     Government supports their causes.

                     All Human Rights Commission Organizations supports women.

                     All Women’s Associations always support Women only.

             Husband should act like a Puppet in the presence of his wife.

             Husband has to dance to the tune of his wife.

             Lest, No Entertainment. No Peace of Mind. No Happiness.

             No Food. No Shelter. Nothing. Nothing and Nothing.

Bharat:         Okay.

                     I’ll contact you later.

Krishnan:     Please Don’t contact me.

                    I’ll only contact U

 Bharat:       Okay. Guru.

    Then Bye.

    Dear Mr. Krishnan, you’ve not told me about the

   “Domestic Engineer”.

    What it stands for?

Krishnan:     I’ve explained you well above.

Still, you’ve not followed.

Really your brain is Not Sharp.

Your mind is a Tube-light.

I got it Confirmed Now. 

For your information, I tell you that “Domestic Engineer” is none other than Wife.

“House Wife” is called “Domestic Engineer”.

House Maker is also called ‘Domestic Engineer”. 

By calling “Domestic Engineer”, all the house-wives feel happy and think that they are also Engineers.

Of course, even academically non-qualified women also feel happy if they are called “Domestic Engineers” instead of calling as “House Wife” Or “House Maker”.

You should know well that “Engineer” is a great word recognized allover the Globe.

So, “Domestic Engineer” word is Trending now all-over the Globe.

Now, Mr. Bharat, did you understand What the “Domestic Engineer” means?

Bharat:    Yes. Yes.

        I fully understood the word “Domestic Engineer”.

Krishnan:    Okay, Mr. Bharat.

           You don’t worry about the Insurance.

   When time comes, I will get in touch with you.

Sure.

You don’t worry.

Bharat:    Okay.

        Guruji.

        Then Bye.

Krishnan: See Mr. Bharat, Please know well that If I speak anything extra

before my “Domestic Engineer, Sure, there will be a Civil War which will start from my house only.

So, better to keep silent always with Domestic Engineer.

Bharat:   Okay Mr. Krishnan.

       Noted.          

       Thank you.

       Good Bye.

       And Bye And Bye.

Krishnan:     Bye Mr. Bharat.

                        Be Happy.

                        Be Cool.

                        Be Pleasant

                        All the Best.

                        Good Luck.

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MANTRI PRAGADA MARKANDEYULU Litt.D.,

Poet, Novelist, Song and Story Writer

B. Com, DBM, PGDCA, DCP,

(Visited Nairobi-Kenya, East Africa)